Unfortunate media deaths

There's definitely something going wrong when your deputy mayor can be killed by monkeys.

Doesn't help the image of your city either, as you know full well all the media and bloggers that have ignored all the high-tech developments and industrial advances year after year (*ahem*) will suddenly notice a bizarre monkey-related demise.

Indian government versus an army of monkeys

The Indian government is in a little bit of trouble at the moment for suggesting that a large geographical feature made up of sand and stones might not have been built by an army of monkeys.

One madman is a madman. A hundred madmen is a cult. A million madmen is a religion (any religion, they're all mad).

Monkey story

On an alternative note - a man with a monkey under his hat.

Monkeys are intrinsically funny, which is why they keep appearing on The Simpsons. This, however, causes problems when people decide they'd like to own one, as they're only funny at a distance.