That's the last time I volunteer to do any officiating in any sport. No thanks, just an official complaint from one of the visiting clubs.
Oh, well cheers for that. I won't bother next time. OK, I wasn't particularly good at it - it was the first time I did that particular role, anyway - but I've seen far, far worse than my efforts in the past (no-one got hypothermia, for starters...)
(No, I wasn't paid. I didn't even get a cup of tea)